“Every phrase you'll ever need...”
Simply scroll down the page and click on a phrase in each section to make up the sentence of your choice.

Do you want Do we really have Do you know how
Is it be possible Will I manage

to sleep with to find to eat to buy
to show me to look like to stand to get in

Gerard Depardieu perfume a pair of frog legs
good cheese the Eiffel Tower
a genuine Parisian my wife my pants

in your wildest dreams? to cover the smell? while drinking red wine?
without speaking French? right after breakfast? without being too arrogant?
when my mother-in-law is around? after eating 300 croissants? ? (nothing)