So you wanna log in?

Well, firstly, I will say this:

The restricted area of Paul's Pleasure Pad is intended only for those who will appreciate the special content. Anyone else getting in would be a very disturbing situation...

In order to sieve out those who are granted a password and those who must spend their days at gardnersworld.com I have devised a suitability test. Just fill in the questionnaire below (including your e-mail address) and I'll get back to you with a decision...

1. Your Name

2. Your e-mail

3. Your gender

4. Do I know you?

5. How old are you?

6. Finally, what’s you idea of a perfect night in?

Once you've answered all of the above truthfully click button to submit your answers:

Notes:

If you have missed any answers out, I'll just think you’re stupid.
If you get no reply with 48 hours you can correctly assume you're not getting in!
All passwords are individual, not transferable and will be deleted if abused. So there.